Friday, 30 November 2012


Popular people - The most annoying bunch which varies from area to area, but in my opinion are only given the tag of 'popular' by themselves. This 'popular' tag is given to a group, cause so many people want to be 'popular' that they all become a group with each other so they're the only group in the school and then they can regard themselves as 'popular'.

'Hipsters' or people who think that they want to be 'different' - Let me give you a little, small hint... YOU'RE A MASSIVE CUNT. You think you're all 'different' and 'individual'. Infact you got that shit bag from topshop or new look thinking, 'Oh! Different fucking colours makes me so fucking different' Well, sad to break it to you, but, they make thousands of those shit bags! Just cause they're coloured in a shit way and have a small shoulder strap doesn't mean they're unique, it actually means that it's a peice of shit which will break quicker. But you're obviously too dumb to realise that, cause you're the one who's brought it thinking you're different! It just makes you look like a total cunt. Nothing else. It doesn't make you look different, well it does, cause you stand out as a massive prick... 'Oh! Let's wear boy clothes, cause I'm a 'girl' and not 'mainstream'' I FORGOT HOW UNIQUE YOU ARE.

What's the point in trying? I mean, I know there are all these sayings like, 'Never give up', 'If you believe, it will happen!' It means fuck all! I think it's just something that we're taught to believe in to become depressed when we try so hard and it fails... Because being depressed makes us worship the things that we have, which then lead to us trying to aim at getting something, which then makes us believe that we can do it, which then leads us to failing, which then leads to a depression... THE CYCLE OF BULLSHIT, is what I like to call it. The sad fact is, no matter how much you try to think, 'I'm not trying anymore' it leads to your next attempt to try worse... Don't know what kind of message I'm trying to give, just take my word that everything is shit. You try for someone, they'll try for someone else, that makes you upset so you try harder, then you give up after realisation, then after a while you realise all is not too shit, and then the cycle repeats... Nothing is worth anything really... What a bad thought that is to end this blog on.

More blogs coming out next Friday... Sorry, but it isn't as if many people give a shit over what I write.





Wednesday, 21 November 2012



Okay, so as people who attend St Martin's school would know via Twitter, a young boy got ran over by a car today, I can't be one-hundred percent sure in the things I'm writing in the blog.

This boy supposedly broke both his legs? Could be worse, I'm not sure. Anyways, after the news had broke on twitter, I saw a tweet from a boy in my school saying, 'Get this boy out of the road, I want to get home.' (Something like that). How can you tweet that, I mean, stop and think for a minute. If you've just got hit by a car, you wouldn't be up and jumping about like nothings happened, cause you'd have a broken leg! So don't expect this kid to be up and jumping. You'd want to have the best help possible, and you'd get that by staying still until the emergency services came. My message in this blog is, think about it, if you was the person who got ran over, you wouldn't like it.

I feel as if it's wrong to rant about something else, because some people might get the wrong view from my blog, and call me a cunt... So, that's it for today, I promise there will be a good one tomorrow!

Tuesday, 20 November 2012

I literally have no blog to write today, but let me write a small little rant about a utterly terrible movie. Kick Ass is one of the worst movie of all time! On the Nicki Minaj scale of shitness, it's definitely a 10/10. This is my opinion, but just to describe how much I hate it, look at Nicholas Cage's face. I hate it more than Jamie Oliver... Wow, that's actually quite a lot.

Must admit I'm sorry for not watching any of the 'Top 50 Movies of All Time' though, none of them really attract me into watching them... Disgraceful, I know.

I don't have the motivation to write a long one today, I promise there will be a good one tomorrow!

Enjoy, and remember, however bad your day gets, you're not one of the following:

Jamie Oliver

Britney Spears in 2007

Nicki Minaj
A QPR fan...
Tulisa

OR,

A QPR fan.


Monday, 19 November 2012

Keep reading... Don't take anything I say... But... Keep reading.

Music industry. The music industry right now is very very shit. Can you actually put on Kiss or Capital FM for a whole day without thinking, what is this piece of turd coming into my ears? Can you seriously listen to a Nicki Minaj song? I mean, I thought we used computers to make this crap sound good? Goes to prove that Nicki Minaj has no hope in being good. I use to like Lana Del Rey, she seemed natural, new, and someone who wouldn't use her body to sell her music. How wrong was I? Very. Very wrong indeed. Her recordings are about 10 recordings of her songs into one, mainly because her confidence is as low as Katie Price's self-respect (VERY LOW). If you ever see her live, you'll work out that the fans sing more of the song than she does... This makes her seem like a kind of 'I have feelings' person... She just uses it as a sympathy pathway to get fans to like her music... You wouldn't have a photo shoot like she did if you have no confidence! Posing naked, or posing with clothes and having a old man grabbing one of your boobs is the proof of having loads of confidence! Especially seeing as it was for a magazine which thousands of people will look at! I thought she was different, but she's just another Rihanna - Soon she'll be as shit as Rihanna. Rihanna, nice name. Shit musician. I'm sure she puts effort into everything she does, and congratulations to her for that and her success. Surely though, it's got to come to a point when she just has to put some clothes on, and just shut the fuck up! Brining out a new song nearly every month, always touring, always dressing as a slag... This is why I fear for humanity and hate society. What's attractive in her taking the majority of her clothes off? Nothing... And her music is shit, personal opinion. Why can't we have our generation of Oasis? Or The Beatles? Oh, how music would be a much better thing to listen to - But then again, they didn't have X-shitty-Factor back then, lucky souls! The fact that everyone sounds the same now'a days is also quite annoying. Excuse me for my racism here, but Neyo sounds like Chris Brown, who also sounds like Jason Derulo  All singers sound the same (Mostly the darker skinned ones)!! This is probably why I hate the music industry, it's all the same... It's all a load of turd entering your ears.

Today, at school we had an assembly about online bullying/cyber bullying. WHY? The majority of the videos/examples, the girl has deserved to be bullied! It's plain and fucking simple. Don't take a picture of yourself naked and then send it to a boy who's a cunt... Don't act like the victim as well you stupid whore!! Get a grip about it! What's the worse which can happen? Wah, someone saw you naked or posing naked? Welcome to human nature! Around 4 billion people have tits, tits are accessible on loads of sites on the web! Why are the kids in her school so hyped up over a pair of tits? Oh yeah, I seem to have forgotten, shitty society states we should bully anyone who gets their tits out (Doesn't state we should bully people who get shorts so shorts that their arse falls out of it. SHAME. All the girls would be in tears if it was that.) But it also says bully anyone that's fat? Hello, I'm fat, I get abused for it... Get over it! Get a grip! I know the situations are different and all, but you only get abuse/bullied for things you bring to yourself... If you can do the thing which spurs the bullying, you can handle the bullying! It might cause some emotion, but after a week or so, and a good friend, it's gone! I'm not saying bullying is a good thing, I'm just saying people take it out of context and too seriously... Of course, my views are bullshit and you'll disagree and think I'm an arsehole.

Comments allowed in this one guys, want to see what you think about bullying and all. Oh and your opinion about shit music... ENJOY!

P.S.

Jamie Oliver, what a bellend, just look at the credits on his 25 minute dinner show.


Sunday, 18 November 2012

I went to church after a six year absence  I have no other words but, what a bunch of nice people I met! The last church I went to was ran by wankers, attended by wankers, and overall wanker-ish (Well the majority of it). They were full of repeating that God did this, Matthew said this to John... And you seriously end up thinking, did he really say that, did someone really spend their time making all these stories? Then to try and prove that Jesus existed, they have the bread and wine... They might have a nice taste, but the meaning to it is pointless and annoying. The church/ceremony I went today was great! A much better experience! Ran by lovely people, I never heard a voice say that anything existed or happened. The only things that I heard is that you should believe that God is with you, and then full of songs to make you believe and make you happy in what you do and believe that God is there with you no matter what. This is what religion should be, something that's all about belief, not something that you have to prove is real. Instead of saying Matthew said something, say that Matthew believed something, and that you can choose to believe it if you want... I wasn't a Christian, in fact some parts of Christianity gets on my nerves but I'd never preach my feelings about someones beliefs... It's has absolutely nothing to do with me! Anyways it was a very warm welcome I got from all that attended! If I was brought up in that kind of church, my views on life would probably be better... Sadly, my views are a load of shit, and probably offensive to some.

Before the church I went to the cinema! One of my favourite places in the world! A place where you can watch something on full volume, have the base up as high as possible, and for things that are unreal to become realistic! You can eat popcorn, let it roll all the way down yourself when it misses your mouth and not get judged by it (It happens!). It's also a place where you can look around, find a young boy and girl, turn to your friend and say, 'CHIRPS' - It gives you so much to laugh at, majority of the time, there's a relationship on screen, which makes the real life events more funny! While I'm on the subject of cinema, it leads me to one of my annoyances. Mobile phones. Why? WHY text in the middle of a movie. You pay an overpriced ticket price, and you choose to text in the middle of it. And to make it worse, you can hear them typing, you can see the light in the pitch blackness... Funnily enough, the cinema is one of the only places in the world I get signal - Makes me wonder why I even pay for a phone, it isn't as if it's something that's needed... We could all live without a mobile phone, texting causes more fights, rows than anything (Barring Twitter and Facebook). If you didn't have a phone, life would be much more enjoyable! Well that's my opinion anyway...

As in my past blogs, please don't take anything I say to heart, it's just a load of shit one person out of nearly seven billion people is saying... In the long run it means nothing, and within 24 hours, it will be a worthless piece of text online... Enjoy it while it lasts though!

Saturday, 17 November 2012

Again, don't listen or idolise me, cause half the stuff I write on this blog is absolute shit!

Rugby, Englands alternative to American Football, just a little bit more entertaining. I went to England Vs Australia - Can't talk much about the game... Nothing really happened... Referee was terrible though. The key part of the match came after the whistle, when I dropped my bag. This cunt (excuse my french) picked up my wallet and put it in his pocket and walked off. WHO DOES THAT? How can you morally take a young man's wallet without a guilty conscience? I couldn't use stolen money to buy something, it would feel dirty and corrupt  cheating in the long term of life... But then that's all everyone is now'a days. You'd cheat/jump a queue if you could, but majority of people haven't got the guts to say, 'Go to the back of the queue'. These are the people who I like in society. The people who know what's around them, and can take a view from other people's perspective  Why should they do that? Who actually cares about someone else? It doesn't effect you in any way at all! If someone jumps the queue, it will give you a small delay, but will not effect you after about five minutes... I did get my wallet back though. Cunt.

In other sporting news, Southend won Four-Nil! Woah, what a surprise! And far from a surprise, QPR lost! haha.

Before I end today's blog, I must talk about The X - Factor! What a load of watchable shit. The producers of it are pure geniuses. How you can delude the competitors that they actually can win something, and that the whole show isn't a scam is quite amazing. But at the same time, they can delude the audience/people watching that it's fully genuine  That the singers are 'pure' and 'themselves' during all the things that we see. They're probably cry behind the stage, thinking 'what am I doing here?', they might not though. If you think people like James Arthur wears his coat inside a boiling studio by choice, I feel sorry for you. Same goes for Christopher Maloney, do you really think he shakes, but yet he goes out live to over 7,000,000 people, you'd think he'd bail at some point, but no... He keeps going! And yet he can perform every week and do these interviews as if his shaking has nothing to it... His shaking makes his character/fake persona, he's told to do it, he does it, he creates a trend and then boom - there's the votes and advertisement... Enough about talking about that crap tv show.

The End. (How original is that ending? Call me Hipster.)

Friday, 16 November 2012

Writing this, although hardly anyone will give a shit. Why would you give a shit about something that I say? It means nothing to anyone, I don't have any power or name to have an opinion which means anything... Much like you, the reader, when and if you comment. Who gives a shit about your opinion on my blog? No one... No one cares about anything you do, if you get in trouble, only ten people would care, no one else. In the long run of society and life, no one gives a hoot on what you do, or what you think, or what you have to say. Certain words might mean something person to you, but to someone else it will mean nothing. This leads on to racism. Who is actually offended by John Terry? No one... Only the Ferdinands, he hasn't offended every black person in the world, it's the way that he's being portaryed in the media that makes people want to hate him for the 'racism'. The media decides for you the way you perceive people, and choose the attitude you take towards them...

The media directing and deciding certain things annoy me... Everyone's being brought up to think stuff like, 'Fat is bad' and that every man is 'perfect', and that perfect is some guy who is perfectly social, has the perfect hair, the perfect face, the perfect six pack, the perfect lifestyle. But the majority of guys like this are twats... They're twats because they know they have the power to, they know if they break up, there will be a 'back up' somewhere along the line... There's rarely a person in the media whom's large, but kind, perfect personality or anything, but yet when someone large has a relationship, it isn't a one month wonder... It's a long and lovable relationship, want proof? Look around Sainsbury  the couples in there are mainly Wife's with a 'non-perfect' husband. My idea of this good looking twat guy is portrayed and proven in a way on the E4 show, 'Tool Acadamy'. They're all 'hunks' with the big guns, and perfect faces and hair, wearing tank tops and fully confident. To a girl, this is everything, but guys! Look at what tv show they're on?!?!? They're on a show for being a total arsehole! They've cheated or disrespected their girlfriend, who was actually so annoyed by it, they were dumb enough to go onto this crap tv show. This idea isn't just for men, the same goes for girls and women... Take Me Out for example, the 'perfect' girls on there are 'bun as fuck'. They're dumb and desperate enough that they have to go on a tv show to find their 'perfect' love, and at the end of a date decide, 'They're not the one for me...' or some other shit line... I'm not saying that large/fat people are the best thing since sliced bread, but I can hint you that they're dedicated much more that 'hot' guys...

If you bothered to read through that shit, read my blogs to follow on another day... There are many to come!